Suggestions to Preston Briggs
This site was last updated on February 15, 2008.
Oh, Lord grant me vision,
Then there was an old man
Andy Mears had to fly a rematch against David Owen, right at lunchtime.
Up, down, turn around.
Seem like every time you stop and turn around.
In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances,
He's like broken glass! I got cut before I saw it.
Any event that doesn't use nitro deserves to die.
There was this tremendous jerk...
and a passerby continued: ...at the handle end of the lines!
Players tell of being 'high' and 'loopy'
Cut up like a Safeway chicken!
I used to be a man; now I fly stunt.
You used to be a man, now you too are just an elitist.
I'm gonna ruin you.
I've got a 36 Nelson on a Mejzlik plane,
There are lots of ant fuckers who want to make perfect jigs.
Hey, look over there! -- Pat Willcox
. . . and I did! -- Ken Burdick
If I ever get up off of this ol' hard killin' floor,
You took my money and you tried to...
Prepare to meet your ashamed ancestors!
I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill.
Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and
veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL,
KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and he
started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down
yelling, "KILL, KILL." And the sergeant came over, pinned a medal on
me, sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."
Then something went terribly wrong...
A combat plane with a muffler is like a rattlesnake without a rattle.
People who make no noise are dangerous.
The Wombat lives across the seas,
A propellor is not a screw going through cheese.
We're experimental and professional.
That's why you should never, ever, wear a clown suit.
Slow preparation, fast execution.
And for those who won't use a shutoff:
O Jesu, Defend us from death and horrible maims!
On the other hand,
To combat may be glorious, and success
Seen 2 blocks away from Mark Rudner's apartment. Have mercy!
We'll put some bleachers out in the sun,
And have it on Highway 61
-- Bob Dylan, planning the next Bladder Grabber
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But what kind of money does he make? It don't make no sense. Well, he don't make no money, right?